Good News bad News
A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says:
"About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news
and some bad news."
The man asks for the good news first:
"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live", says the doctor.
The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"
"I couldn't reach you on the phone yesterday."
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